Yes, we have no bananas!

It’s true, my fine and fancy friends. I am currently completely bereft of fruit of any description, and also… The Internet!
I have the internet at work, but I feel that it is probably unwise to blog here (given my stance on certain controversial subjects, i.e: I find them hilarious!) but there is no internet at my new apartment in Gosford. I will admit that the situation is driving me mad, but I’m trying to be strong, laughter through the tears and what-not.
So, for anyone who may be curious, I’m not dead, merely stagnating in a life without internet and all the joy the internet represents in my life (eg: It has always been one of the only reasons I bother to go home) I am hoping to have the situation rectified in about 2 or 3 months.
(Image from: here)